Komedi

Jag är sjuk som en skadesjuten afrikansk elefant men det betyder inte att jag inte kan bjuda på lite komedi. Här har ni en grymt skön diskussion mellan Facebook och Myspace.

Facebook: Hey.
MySpace: Sup.
Facebook: So’s it going?
MySpace: It’s going great, actually. How are things with you?
Facebook: Not bad. Not bad at all.
MySpace: I mean, you had a pretty good idea to start with.
Facebook: Now what is THAT supposed to mean.
MySpace: You and I both know that you based Facebook on MySpace.
Facebook: WHAT!? That’s ridiculous. I don’t see your users poking each other!
MySpace: That’s because my users aren’t GAY.
Facebook: No no, it’s not like that, it’s like a poke on the shoulder. Or something.
MySpace: Oh, okay.GAY.
Facebook: Well it’s not as gay as Tom.
MySpace: You take that back.
Facebook: I will not.
MySpace: You take that back RIGHT. NOW.
Facebook: (singing) Tom is gay, Tom is gay.
MySpace: Yeah well at least he’s not looking for “whatever he can get.”
Facebook: We added that option as a JOKE.
MySpace: Oh, sure you did. Just like you added Live Feed to “keep people up to date.”
Facebook: Don’ even start with Live Feed. We asked our users what they wanted!
MySpace: Oh yeah, nice open letter, you homo.
Facebook: IT’S IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHAT THE USERS WANT!
MySpace: Lame.
Facebook: You’re just jealous because your users are all old and creepy now.
MySpace: If by old and creepy you mean famous musicians, then yes, yes they are.
Facebook: That is NOT what I meant, I meant what I said.
MySpace: Watch it, Facebook. Don’t make me call my Top 8.
Facebook: Oh, I’m so scared. Well YOU don’t make me call my…my…
MySpace: Your what? Your “Friends We Have In Common”?
Facebook: Shut up, that’s a very helpful feature! Better than “Who I’d Like To Meet”!
MySpace: Yeah, well you FREE IPOD CLICK HERE TO WIN (pause)
Facebook: What the hell was that?!
MySpace: Oh nothing, don’t worry about that, I have a tic and sometimes-
Facebook: That was a pop-up, wasn’t it??
MySpace: I HAVE A TIC!!!
Facebook: Hahaha you have pop-ups and you can’t control them!
MySpace: I can to! I can stop them whenever I want!
Facebook: Whatever you say, sell-out.
MySpace: Oh I’m sorry, what? I can’t hear you over the sound of my money.[Silence. A door opens]
Friendster: Oh, hey guys!! What’s going on??
MySpace/Facebook: Fag